Serenity RPG

Looking down at Xi, "Nee Yow Wuo Kai Chiung, Ching Soh? You've got anger issues, feh feh. Unfortunately, I can't fire manners or sense into you as easily as bullets so these will have to suffice you as a lesson. I suggest, you learn it!" Jahn keeps his pistol trained on Xi waiting for him to twitch or fart loudly. If neither happens for a handful of seconds, he turns his back on Amanda and walks away, going to the cockpit to check on which course has been set.

[Chinese translation: You want another one in the throat, you beastly person? & feh feh = baboon]

Agility roll of 7. Does Athletics:dodge apply? can I voluntarily take stun damage to add dice?

Dodge should apply. I just shot you.

I need the gm's decision. btw, did you apply penalties for the wounds?

"Off me girl! Just a flesh wound. I ain't takin' none of yer ruttin' ..." faints again.

And Jahn... I fart in your general direction. (You receive 8 fart damage and have a hard time breathing for several moments.)

Yip dodge applies and still need to deduct 2 of Nicks roll for serious wound

14 for dodge

You still receive the fart damage. You can't dodge a fart. I think I'd much prefer you on my team in the future, if you weren't such a preppy scum bag.

I don't know how you derive preppy supermodel from formerly rich, pro-athlete

In that case you succesfully dodge the shot and can carry on your way to the cockpit

*Amanda puts her pistol back in holster* "I'll give Xi some meds" *gets first aid kit and bandages you up stops bleeding and all that (gets a 4 for intellegence and medical surgery) ooops i think i made it worse, gets some meds, just take these(including some psycotic meds)

I blame Brad Pitt. What a fail of a picture!

Anyway, do I need psychotic meds? Aren't I psychotic enough?

haha *Shoves meds in your mouth and re attempts fixing your wounds (9) Manages to fix her previous mistakes

Yes you need meds :p In the morning these meds will stop you acting like a loon

Putting pills in a fainted man's mouth... Good idea!
I choke on the pills, and ... see posts at top of page 14.

Amanda puts you into a medical room and plugs you into a life support machine while restraining you to the bed

Life support for a dead guy? Really? How about a funeral?

LOL you havent taken enough damage to even lose consciousness so stop ur panicking

*Next Morning* Xi Wakes up completly SANE for the first time in his life